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The Johnsons

A satirical inversion of the

ideal nuclear family

Family Vacations

The fam Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.	Alice...our favorite Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.	Disney Castle Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.
Talullah Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.	Talullah Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.	Talullah's hair! Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.
tea cups Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.	Tangled Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.	Talullah Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.
Talullah Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.	Sarkis Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.	Ryan and Talullah Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.
Little Mermaid Ride Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.	Our hotel patio Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.	100_1807.JPG
Party in hotel Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.	Hotel bathroom Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.	Fireworks from our rooom Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.
Ryan ad Angela Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.	The fam Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.	The fam Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.
Sarkis Cupcake Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.	skating Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.	Talullah beach bday Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.
Tuli at beach in sunlight.jpg	Siblings Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.	Talullah and Mommy Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.
Sarkis and Mom Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.	The fam Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.	Siblings Vacation to Disneyland for Talullah's 5th Birthday. They gave us the Presidential Suite at no extra charge because of Ryan's mustache. It had 2 bedrooms, kitchen, bar, living room, 3 bathrooms, and 3 patios bigger than our patio at home. So naturally we invited our Cali friends over for a party.

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